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Old age and the passage of time teach all things.

I have always paid income tax. I object only when it reaches a stage when I am threatened with having nothing left for my old age - which is due to start next Tuesday or Wednesday.

You are 27 or 28 right? It is very tough to live at that age. When nothing is sure. I have sympathy with you.

I think women should start to embrace their age. What's the alternative to getting older? You die. I can't change the day I was born. But I can take care of my skin, my body, my mind, and try to live my life and be happy.

Swing voters are more appropriately known as the 'idiot voters' because they have no set of philosophical principles. By the age of fourteen, you're either a Conservative or a Liberal if you have an IQ above a toaster.

Old is always fifteen years from now.

Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.

Age shouldn't affect you. It's just like the size of your shoes - they don't determine how you live your life! You're either marvellous or you're boring, regardless of your age.

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up.

I was taught from a young age that I had to serve, so that turned into me thinking I had to save the planet.

Canada has a passive-aggressive culture, with a lot of sarcasm and righteousness. That went with my weird messianic complex. The ego is a fascinating monster. I was taught from a young age that I had to serve, so that turned into me thinking I had to save the planet.

If you're extremely, painfully frightened of age, it shows.

To me age is a number, just a number. Who cares?

I nearly died of double bronchial pneumonia at the age of five.

I recently turned 60. Practically a third of my life is over.

Now that I'm 60, every morning I look in the mirror and say, "I don't know who you are, stranger, but I'm gonna shave you anyway".

Here I sit, alone at 60,_x000D__x000D_Bald and fat and full of sin_x000D__x000D_Cold the seat, and loud the cistern_x000D__x000D_As I read the (Harpic) (Lysol) tin

Sixty years is cause enough to sing_x000D__x000D_In celebration of a gentle life!_x000D__x000D_To the mother and the wife,_x000D__x000D_Taking pleasure in what love might bring,_x000D__x000D_Yearning for what's worth the treasuring.

After you're finished celebrating your 60th birthday, feel free to stop supporting your children, and start supporting your parents!

If I had to live again I would do exactly the same thing. Of course I have regrets, but if you are 60 years old and you have no regrets then you haven't lived.

I was born old and get younger every day. At present I am sixty years young.