You wouldn't know how to perform a sketch that you don't find funny. You just couldn't do it..

Only the autodidacts are free..

I was always interested in doing it, but I was so content with my life that I didn't really go after it..

Everything is out there. That's why they call it everything..

The more I work the happier I am..

Don't fool yourself that you're blogging when you're really just putting stuff up online..

I like what I like, I don't like what I don't like, and I'm very bad at toning myself down..

I have so much respect for what's funny..

Food that walked and talked, that was us. McPeople..

No one ever gets to see what could’ve been..

I'm getting more famouser by the day!.

Any necessary truth, whether a priori or a posteriori, could not have turned out otherwise.

How many times have I created to destroy?.

I prefer to drive myself. I guess I like to be in control..

I have to be pretty close to what I am..

I dont have time to be depressed..

'Sugarland Express' was pretty amazing..

Straight ahead you can't go very far..

I am a romantic, I admit it..

We live in all we seek..

I've never been particularly maternal..