I never thought of myself as a writer..

You work for whatever you get in life..

It’s almost always sadder to stay than to depart.

They memorize everything and learn... nothing..

Don't wallow in failure. Instead, learn from it..

Politics is a thing that only the unsophisticated can really go for..

Freebase? What's free about it?.

I'm just going to be me..

I like things bright..

Triple tongued is triple named.

Success is always something that you have to recover from..

I would like to be like Britney, but maybe better. But I don't wanna outshine her..

I have not been briefed..

For the snark was a boojum, you see..

By 40, all women are amazing..

If you put in the time, you’ll see the rewards..

You will be excellently executed..

I don’t take my life seriously, but I do take what I do – in my life – seriously -.

I'm certainly not going to put my life on hold for him..

When something works for you, all you can do is cross your fingers and hope that it will work for someone else..

I don't keep up with the Joneses, I am the Joneses..