Let those who like society better have it..

I don't go to places where I'm going to get mobbed..

You can't tell someone they are wrong about their own life..

I Love, Therefore I Am.

Until I was diagnosed with mouth cancer, I'd never heard of it. What I learned very quickly was that my lifestyle had made me a walking time bomb. I ….

To have failed is to have striven, to have striven is to have grown..

Anybody that'll stand up to The Cline is all right..

I'm a chronic relapser. I guess I always will be..

Misbehave more beautifully; more often..

Everything possible to be believed is an image of truth." -Taleswapper.

The public is never wrong..

You don't adjust. You just dominate..

I have no literary fears..

Forks and spoons have probably done more to reconcile people who cannot agree than guns and bombs ever did.

Because they knew each other's thoughts, they even quarrelled without speaking..

I'm a version of the same person..

I have seen my mugshot..

Never live with someone that won the Heisman..

We are not by nature cruel..

[G]lobal warming, that manufactured monomania..

I like it when I strut..