I'm really bad at being nonviolent..

Tinks titties Rache Jenks.

You don't have to follow anybody's rules..

It’s just this sense that you got something to say..

There are no indisputable truths..

I met Jack Kennedy in November, 1946... We went out on a double date and it turned out to be a fair evening for me. I seduced a girl who would have b….

The works of nature must all be accounted good..

I've never fabricated or plagiarized anything..

Taking away from someone else will never make you any better..

I have this thing that, once I finish a movie, I never see it again..

Smiles come best from those who weep..

A lot of stuff I do, 10 years later it becomes popular..

Initially I borrowed the word "perverse" for my works from Roland Barthes, meaning pleasure-driven and not geared to inform or promote a service or a….

Always destroy what is in you..

What am I a prostitute? Am I your prostitute? You can't prostitute me..

I do idiosyncratic dramedies..

...sometimes I get tired. Sometimes I get bored. And sometimes all I want, more than anything else in the world, is to go on a freaking date..

The rottenness comes from within..

We had no domestic attacks under Bush..

That's life again. We can't decide what we like..

Hardly anything wrong can go bad..