[I'm] more German than Irish..
Stand-up is something I just truly love to do, so I'll always go back to it. I'll never stop doing it, that's for sure..
I knew that a day I took away from the work did not make me too happy..
Upward, not Northward.
I had rather be guillotined than a guillotiner..
I like what I like, I don't like what I don't like, and I'm very bad at toning myself down..
Let science tell us what and how. Let religion tell us who and why..
It is always hazardous to express what one has to say indirectly and allusively..
All money is essentially merchandize..
It's good having a lot of different songs to choose from to do the show. It means you don't get bored of doing it in one particular genre..
I've never been competitive with anybody but myself..
I cannot live with someone who can't live without me..
I don't keep up with the Joneses, I am the Joneses..
I'm actually more confident when I'm tan..
I don’t like to do negatives. There are always pluses to things..
As I came to power peacefully, so shall I keep it..
Never Explain Anything.
Don’t be against things so much as for things..
I have a background in theater, so I have experience with actors. I like actors - I used to be one..
I like my life. It's good..
It's cool that you found somebody that you trust..