The MS really started going downhill in 1990..

You don't have to take yourself so seriously all the time..

You can't escape from what you are..

No one ever gets to see what could’ve been..

Uncyclopedia isn't funny anymore..

What’s life in this nation? Collect emptiness in a household of cornflakes. Transient fuel gobbles attention, the television aches, the truth walks. ….

As long as there are still interesting stories and still interesting people that we want to meet, I can keep it going. But, we all have to be investe….

I'm most certainly not the Beatles..

There's something unsettling about being continually sold something..

To understand yourself is the beginning of wisdom..

Faith that is sure of itself is not faith; faith that is sure of God is the only faith there is..

I learned so much from Tony Danza I learned so much about myself..

All of us are better when we're loved..

Celebrity is something I've never been into, and never will be..

Obviously, we went after Trump quite a bit, but I also feel like, we can't be on anyone's side, really. We need to be on comedy's side, so we need to….

I'm definitely someone that's private. I've never been interested in celebrity..

You won't build relationships unless you let your guard down.

I am never bored, never short of anything to do and I don't even ever feel lonely. I am quite gregarious and I get out and about a lot, but sometimes….

We must prepare for everything..

I had no Freedom. I had nothing..

When something possesses me, I go ahead and do it..