Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!.

Either you understand or you don't, and that is that..

There are times when we stop, we sit still. We listen and breezes from a whole other world begin to whisper..

When we get to the future, I'll decide the future..

I ALWAYS LIKED MR STALIN..

'Friends' was a magical thing, and no one's going to ever have anything like that again..

We work to eat to get the strength to work to eat to get the strength to work..

You see the dilemma?” Ham asked. “I see an idiot,” Breeze mumbled..

They're not just interested in one sort of music any more..

I had always been heavily influenced by stand-up..

You love young ones and babes, I know this. The young will always befriend and admire you...all the young ones of the earth belong to you in friendsh….

The knock-out punch is always the one you never see coming..

I get blamed for things I have nothing to do with..

I just take everything one at a time and make sure everything I do is the best..

It is by doing anything that we become anyone.

We find ourselves only by looking to what we’re not..

You can get to everywhere from almost anywhere..

There is something indecent in words ..

Leave that which is not, but appears to be. Seek that which is, but is not apparent..

In truth, how much time do any of us really have?.

We have to save as many lives as we possibly can..