Whoa, who peed in your Cheerios?.

Pretty good. Pretttttttty, pretttttttttty, pretttttty good..

Everyone is the other and no one is himself..

No one will ever accuse James Carville of taking himself seriously..

By Tink's diaphram...!.

What's the point of being better than someone else?.

Knowledge isn’t love.

A runway is like a shrink's couch; stuff just comes out..

When somebody says it’s not about the money, it’s about the money..

I have achieved an inner freedom..

When Shakespeare doesn't feel like Shakespeare, it's the best..

You don't adjust. You just dominate..

My life now could not be better..

Take what you do seriously, but yourself lightly.

I represent celebrities, but I am not a celebrity..

No one notices I'm breaking inside..

Act because you love to act..

I like idolator.com a lot. Every once in a while they shred me on there, but it's usually pretty funny..

Life comes only from life..

Stand-up is something I just truly love to do, so I'll always go back to it. I'll never stop doing it, that's for sure..

Never take no from somebody who cannot say yes..