My act is based on my life..

I do see myself going to LA. Not anytime soon..

I like to be counted on..

I find when death comes, it is usually a woman that is called for..

Everyone changes all the time..

If you want to take down your opponent, you do it tactically, point by point..

Music gave me something to do in my life..

It's not worth doing something unless you were doing something that someone, somewere, would much rather you weren't doing..

What goes up, must come down... Mustn't it?.

Every day is a gift -- start unwrapping them..

There is nothing inherently wrong about science..

Neutrals and lukewarms do not make history..

Especially learn how to see..

Nothing is true unless it works. And it has to work for you, not for someone else..

I like it when I strut..

Possibly I've become less funny as I've been happier..

It's where we go, and what we do when we get there, that tells us who we really are..

I'm a professional food eater..

There is no beyond, there is only here, the infinitely small, infinitely great and utterly demanding present..

Writers don't own their words. Since when do words belong to anybody. "Your very own words," indeed ! And who are you?.

An artist's work is a synthesis of much more than the work of other creators..