There's nothing wrong with being an agitator..

Don't talk yourself into not being you..

An unshared happiness is not happiness..

You wouldn't know how to perform a sketch that you don't find funny. You just couldn't do it..

Every Indian outbreak that I have ever known has resulted from broken promises and broken treaties by the government..

Only the autodidacts are free..

You want me to act like we've never kissed, you want to forget; pretend we've never met , and I've tried and I've tried, but I haven't yet... You wal….

I was always interested in doing it, but I was so content with my life that I didn't really go after it..

We are not in Afghanistan for the sake of the education policy in a broken 13th-century country. We are there so the people of Britain and our global….

Marriage is an arrangement by which two people start by getting the best out of each other and often end by getting the worst..

Everything is out there. That's why they call it everything..

Love: a burnt match skating in a urinal..

If you don't love me at my worst, then you don't deserve me at my best..

The more I work the happier I am..

I like what I like, I don't like what I don't like, and I'm very bad at toning myself down..

I have so much respect for what's funny..

Food that walked and talked, that was us. McPeople..

No one ever gets to see what could’ve been..

Red is the ultimate cure for sadness..

To fall in love is awfully simple, but to fall out of love is simply awful..

I'm getting more famouser by the day!.