Don't talk yourself into not being you..

An unshared happiness is not happiness..

You wouldn't know how to perform a sketch that you don't find funny. You just couldn't do it..

Only the autodidacts are free..

I was always interested in doing it, but I was so content with my life that I didn't really go after it..

Everything is out there. That's why they call it everything..

In a bureaucracy, they shoot the bull, pass the buck, and make seven copies of everything..

People don't usually wanna kill me for one of my movies until after they've paid 12 bucks for it..

The more I work the happier I am..

I like what I like, I don't like what I don't like, and I'm very bad at toning myself down..

I have so much respect for what's funny..

Food that walked and talked, that was us. McPeople..

No one ever gets to see what could’ve been..

Avoid greed and fear. These are the investor's Achilles heels. Keeping all your money in the bank earning 3% interest is just as foolish as dumping y….

I'm getting more famouser by the day!.

Any necessary truth, whether a priori or a posteriori, could not have turned out otherwise.

How many times have I created to destroy?.

I have to be pretty close to what I am..

I dont have time to be depressed..

'Sugarland Express' was pretty amazing..

Straight ahead you can't go very far..