I'd come up with one leg in theater, but never my first leg. I loved the camera too much..

You've got to tell your money what to do or it will leave..

I would like to be like Britney, but maybe better. But I don't wanna outshine her..

You better get it while you can.

And see she flies, and she is everywhere..

Just say yes, just say there's nothing holding you back..

What feeds me destroys me..

Meow, Meow, Motherfucker..

A comprehended God is no God at all!.

I pant, I sink, I tremble, I expire!.

Strangely enough I'm better on a stage. I love that I feel like I blossom in front of a whole bunch of people..

I've written a bunch of stuff that no one's ever heard, and I don't know if they ever will. I'm just doing it for my own edification..

During one of my early seminars, there were a bunch of seminar junkies there..

Scientists are a bunch of romantics..

Well, you know, Hubbard had a bunch of people sworn to commit suicide when he died. So of course he never officially died..

Nuts don’t come in bunches. Only grapes do..

Ladies in bunches always filled me with vague apprehension and a firm desire to be elsewhere..

What passes for culture in my head is really a bunch of commercials..

I think we all agreed to take a bunch of Xanax at some point..

My fans have designated themselves the, uh, 'Pine Nuts.' They're a nutty bunch..

I published a bunch of my older books in e-book format with Open Road, which is great and has tons of hard to find older books available there..