What doesn't kill us makes us funnier..

Downstream is always someone else's up..

I open to anything... just about anything..

The longer you live, the more likely you are to have something to say..

You can tell when you're in a hit..

As long as we're dependent on those fossil fuels, we're dependent on the Middle East. If we are not victims, we're certainly captives..

What is good for society is also good for business..

Build a life, don't live one....

Time must be explicitly managed, like money..

Go out and do for others what somebody did for you..

Kill the ones that eat us. Eat the ones we kill.

There is no such thing, incidentally, as one kudo..

We all played bad before we played good..

I like to quote things..

I had no Freedom. I had nothing..

Lu-cy...you have some s'plainin' to do. ~Gem.

I'm not really into movies on dates because you can't chat it up..

Life's a pitch, and then you buy..

I never really cared about what I looked like..

I'm not an actor. I can show up for friends and improvise a little bit, but I'm not an actor..

I am nothing that isn't professional..