I don't know why that putt hung on the edge. I'm a clean liver. It must be my caddie..

If it wasn't for golf, I'd probably be a caddie today..

Nobody but you and your caddie care what you do out there, and if your caddie is betting against you, he doesn't care, either..

Caddies are a breed of their own. If you shoot 66, they say, "Man, we shot 66!" But go out and shoot 77, and they say "Hell, he shot 77!".

Make friends with your caddie and the game will make friends with you..

Once when I'd been in a lot of bunkers, my caddie told me he was getting blisters from raking so much..