I've been on top longer and I am younger. I'm just better..

No one ever went to their deathbed saying, 'You know, I wish I'd eaten more rice cakes..

Vaisey looked like a startled earwig..

I prefer true over happy now..

Nothing can come out of nothing, any more than a thing can go back to nothing..

Lawyers make their cake by cooking up other people's troubles..

I want a magical horse that fits in my pocket," Wil said. "And a ring of red amber that gives me power over demons. And an endless supply of cake..

British food is a celebration of comfort eating. Our traditional savoury recipes are all about warmth and sustenance, our puddings a roll call of swe….

Eat what you want to eat, but just be willing to pay the price. If you know you want to eat more cake or more cookies, be willing to work out a lil b….

Why should any guy want to be only friends with a girl? It’s like agreeing to be near a chocolate cake and never eat it. It’s like sitting in a racin….

The real cake isn't HAVING what you want, it's DOING what you want.

The kind of crabbing my wife likes to do is to return from an afternoon's swim or sunbathing session, open the refrigerator door, and find a generous….

You have filled my tea with lumps of sugar, and though I asked most distinctly for bread and butter, you have given me cake. I am known for the gentl….

Philosophy only seems to offer endless dispute, with no cakes and ale..

I'd choose truth over cake but I'd try to find a way to get both to be honest..

I grew up in a food-obsessed Italian family, so food was always front and center in my life. I was a food obsessed person who morphed into a comedian….

The old freedom sufficiently survives in the mind of the wage earner to give him the illusion that, while accepting insurance and maintenance from th….

Cake baking has to be, however innocently, one of the great culinary scams: it implies effort, it implies domestic prowess; but believe me, it's easy..

An hour before his world exploded like a ripe tomato under a stiletto heel, Myron bit into a fresh pastry that tasted suspiciously like urinal cake..

You have to have something to put your work in otherwise it's not valid.

get married with the feeling it is going to last. Not like the bride I know who doubled the wedding cake recipe and froze one..