I have so much respect for what's funny..

Food that walked and talked, that was us. McPeople..

No one ever gets to see what could’ve been..

I'm getting more famouser by the day!.

Any necessary truth, whether a priori or a posteriori, could not have turned out otherwise.

How many times have I created to destroy?.

I have to be pretty close to what I am..

As I told the students every time I visited a campus, you are the director of your own movie, and if you aren't enjoying what you are doing, change i….

I dont have time to be depressed..

'Sugarland Express' was pretty amazing..

Straight ahead you can't go very far..

I am a romantic, I admit it..

We live in all we seek..

On many American campuses the only qualification for admission was the ability actually to find the campus and then discover a parking space..

I will not be misquoted!.

Presents, I often say, endear absents..

Everything since Homer has improved, except poetry..

I wasnt a good rule-breaker when I was younger..

They see me rollin’, they hatin’.

I didn't take a single business class. I learned on the job..

Everybody counts or nobody counts.