Quotes on Canada Being Great

Canada is a country whose main exports are hockey players and cold fronts. Our main imports are baseball players and acid rain.

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party.

Living next to you is in some ways like sleeping with an elephant. No matter how friendly and even-tempered is the beast, if I can call it that, one is affected by every twitch and grunt.

Hockey captures the essence of Canadian experience in the New World. In a land so inescapably and inhospitably cold, hockey is the chance of life, and an affirmation that despite the deathly chill of winter we are alive.