I didn't get my first car until I was 22. It was a BMW 1602 and now I've got it back I'm waiting to restore it..
There are relatively few things that kill people that are young other than car accidents and suicide..
We've seen computers play chess and beat grand masters. We've seen computers drive a car across a desert. But interestingly, playing chess is easy, b….
The only reason people lock their car doors when Obama walks by is they are afraid he'll tax them to death....
Eventually, though, I came to the conclusion that I was the male equivalent of a Toyota Camry. You know: No one ever says, "I have to have a Toyota C….
If I can sell out clubs and theaters and play dirtbags in movies, and get blown up in a car or get the crap beat out of me in a movie, that's good fo….
Old elephants limp off to the hills to die; old Americans go out to the highway and drive themselves to death with huge cars..
All we ask for is registration, just like we do for cars..
Scientists say they have developed a car that can run on water. The only catch is, the water has to come from the Gulf of Mexico..
I’m not interested in changing either my suit or my car or whatever with every change in fashion. That’s irrelevant. I don’t judge myself or my frien….
Roads get wider and busier and less friendly to pedestrians. And all of the development based around cars, like big sprawling shopping malls. Everyth….
I was on the highway - I saw the scariest thing in the world, man. I saw an Asian driving an SUV. Really, I just drove my car right into the guardrai….
I didn't know anything until December 2004 when I went to purchase a vehicle and was told there was a foreclosure on my credit and I wouldn't be able….
Okay, first rule of this carpool. No breaking wind in my car. The only gas that Bernie Mac want to be smelling is unleaded..
I am not seeking anything but service to my creator. I do not need a house, I do not need a car, I do not need any of that, but to be present with ea….
I don't know how to drive a car. The only thing I can do is act, but it's not something I even feel comfortable doing..
I was really into classifieds for awhile. I'm a big negotiator. My father owned a car dealership when I was younger... it's just in my blood..
Jews are the best dressers in the world. They buy the best clothes, the best homes, the best cars. The best of everything. The only thing is, they ge….
Drive-Thru McDonalds was more expensive than I thought...once you've hired the car....
I’d been raised to be practical and keep my emotions in check, but I loved cars. That was one of the few legacies I’d picked up from my mom. She was ….
The years I raced in were fantastic. There was so much change in the cars. We went from treaded tyres to no wings right through to slicks to enormous….