Mankind is supposed to have evolved in the treetops. But I have examined my sense of balance, the prehensility of my various appendages, and my attit….
My worst ever car was a green Datsun B210, back when they called it 'Datsun' - now it's 'Nissan.' Very unsexy, unattractive. Girls hated the car. I w….
My manager has a car payment, so I work every night..
I have about 40 cars, of which 25 to 30 are what you might call serious..
Looks like you're on a roll. This is the second car you've toasted this week." Carl Costanza - Hot Six.
You could buy a car for fifty thousand dollars. A really nice car.” Ascanio’s eyes lit up. “A Hummer. You could buy a converted Hummer.” “You don’t n….
If a warden sees cigarette litter being thrown from a car, they will take the number and trace the owner to send them a fine..
It's not about the big deal you struck that day, it's not about the new car, it's not about the obvious stuff. It's about that little introspective m….
One of my biggest problems this season was with the clutch at the start of the race. I hate to risk the car..
I love to personalize things. I love to make things my own. I like to name everything - from cars to iPhones to the socks I just lost..
A car for the people, an affordable Volkswagen, would bring great joy to the masses and the problems of building such a car must be faced with courag….
I knew a dude whose entire check was going to his car. He didn't care. This is back when the Mustang 5.0 came out in, like, '82. Between paying the n….
I have a 6-year-old, and his thing is to turn on Radio Disney in the car, and I get such an allergic reaction to listening to that music and the cont….
You always know when you're going to arrive. If you go by car, you don't. Apart from anything else, I prefer cycling. It puts you in a good mood, I f….
I think sitting in the car with your parents and listening to music is an essential to growing up..
A car is like a mother-in-law - if you let it, it will rule your life..
Let's have a partnership, Kate. I offer honesty, Kate. I don't have have outrun the Beast Lord I just pissed off, Kate. I only have to outrun you and….
The 1st secret to success is to simply master your ability to get started, to take the first step. If you want to get physically fit, simply pack a g….
You never learn anything in school. Think about how many car accidents happen every day. Driver’s ed? What’s up? I still haven’t been to driver’s ed ….
Google is working on self-driving cars, and they seem to work. People are so bad at driving cars that computers don't have to be that good to be much….
We don't need gold plated highways. We don't need zoning commissions which penalize offices at home and promote car commutes..