You are alone with everything you love..

That's the thing with love: It's going to be wrong until it's right..

I'm a draftsperson. And also, I really respond to love..

But as you say in English, c'est la vie!.

I'm happy with what I've achieved..

As a kid, I always wanted to be Carol Burnett or Johnny Carson. I love to chat and entertain..

Unless you're Stephen King or Joyce Carol Oates, no one's going to recognize you on the street, and you're promoting your book, not yourself..

Carol Burnett, who played Miss Hannigan in 'Annie,' is as funny as it gets..

Carol Leifer is funny, really funny..

Lady Gaga is proof that David Bowie raped Carol Burnett..

Paper is like Joyce Carol Oates: white..

I started as a stand-up comedian. I wanted to be Carol Burnett when I was growing up..