David Wong is like a mash-up of Douglas Adams and Stephen King . . . ‘page-turner’ is an understatement..
I've seen things, and that's almost the same as doing them..
Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!.
Why is it better to love than be loved? It is surer..
Shawn Carter is nice, but Sean Price is the best..
The image is an image..
God created a system which gave us freewill..
I'm open to working anywhere, but not on anything..
We love what we can't have, and we can't have what we love..
That's as good as money, sir. Those are I.O.U.s..
We must like what we have when we don't have what we like..
I'm getting more famouser by the day!.
I knew that a day I took away from the work did not make me too happy..
I'll tell you about it because I am here and you are distant..
I had a system, and the system worked..
I've always considered myself a writer..
I'm from such an old family, it's been condemned..
How you spend your days is how you spend your life..
We want to mentally be young, even if physically we're not..
The asp doth on his feeder feed..
Nothing is worth doing pointlessly..