I didn't not perform..

I am a nice young girl here to pick up your granddaughter for the weekend... We're going to a Bible retreat to scare the devil out of her. - Bones to….

Less bitching...more learning..

There's not a word in the Quran or the Hadith that requires that women cover their faces. To the contrary, the only requirement is that they uncover ….

We can defer, yet time is most certainly not..

Heartbreak taught me that you can rise from the ashes and get over anything..

When it's your time, it is your time..

As George Costanza would say, when they're applauding, stop..

When you create a movie, you create something in your image..

We cannot work for others without working for ourselves..

Usually when a woman is 60, it's over..

To me, love has always meant friendship..

Then why don't you go and ---- yourself..

A good poem about failure is a success..

We Learn about love by loving..

I'm unshockable, fortunately -- or unfortunately..

You can make your life so much larger simply be acknowledging everyone else's..

Catnip is vodka and whisky to most cats..

The cat, it is well to remember, remains the friend of man because it pleases him to do so and not because he must..

The cat is the only animal without visible means of support who still manages to find a living in the city..

Dogs are more loyal. Cats are fickle..