[I'm] more German than Irish..
Stand-up is something I just truly love to do, so I'll always go back to it. I'll never stop doing it, that's for sure..
I knew that a day I took away from the work did not make me too happy..
Upward, not Northward.
I had rather be guillotined than a guillotiner..
I like what I like, I don't like what I don't like, and I'm very bad at toning myself down..
Let science tell us what and how. Let religion tell us who and why..
It is always hazardous to express what one has to say indirectly and allusively..
In the polls, over 80% support the right to die and have done for the last 25 years. Even 80% of practising Catholics and Protestants support it, plu….
All money is essentially merchandize..
I've never been competitive with anybody but myself..
I cannot live with someone who can't live without me..
I don't keep up with the Joneses, I am the Joneses..
I'm actually more confident when I'm tan..
I don’t like to do negatives. There are always pluses to things..
As I came to power peacefully, so shall I keep it..
Broadly speaking, Protestants like to be good and have invented theology in order to keep themselves so, whereas Catholics like to be bad and have in….
Never Explain Anything.
Don’t be against things so much as for things..
I have a background in theater, so I have experience with actors. I like actors - I used to be one..
I like my life. It's good..