God didn't bless me with success so I could eat caviar every day..

Ah, Caviar! I keep on eating it, but can never get my fill. Like olives. It's a lucky thing it's not salty..

All I know is that you can chop up all the onions and the whatevers you want and put it on top of caviar, but you still can't disguise the fact that ….

My mother certainly loves caviar, but I think that's generational - they grew up thinking it's romantic or sophisticated or something..

I hate caviar. Ugh! The freebase of food!.

Wit is like caviar - it should be served in small portions and not spread about like marmalade..

If you eat caviar every day it's difficult to return to sausages..

For me, true luxury can be caviar or a day with no meetings, no appointments and no schedule..