I spent my 30s figuring out how to be a grown up, I guess. I loved my 30s! My 30s were really about being happy with what I was doing..

Percy yelled. "What's going- Gah! Shrimpzilla!.

Always do something that requires you and your date to talk..

We all see only that which we are trained to see..

If you fail the first time that's just a chance to start over again..

I don’t approve of religion..

My life now could not be better..

The future's here, we are it, we are on our own.

He who says o'er much I love not is in love..

I never had a chance to learn how to drive..

Things explain each other, not themselves..

Humor is such a great gift - why leave it to chance?.

Carlos Castaneda always said, "If you're going to do something, do it impeccably.".

It's OK to not be OK - just don't stay there..

I love new questions..

There’s a 30% chance that it’s already raining..

Live High, Live Mighty, Live Righteously.

I don't really take myself very seriously..

The Fuhrer is always right. I sense it..

The Governor's Mansion is a beautiful home, a beautiful building - we're privileged to have a chance to live there. It certainly doesn't feel as comf….

I'm religiously celibate except in LA, NOLA, FLA, because there is certainly no God in any of those places. So unless you live in one of those places….