You have to learn to interrupt because you aren't going to get called on..

I love to work. I love doing standup..

I am excessively diverted..

It’s not what you do some of the time that counts, it’s what you do all of the time that counts..

Technique plays a part - you have to know how to play..

I don't work from nature, I work like nature..

There's always something to talk about..

Religion is a byproduct of fear..

I never read Karl Marx..

I am often dishonest in my techniques ... I happily admit to cheating, it's all part of the game. I hope some of the fun for the viewer comes from no….

Do I Stank or was it already Stanky in Here?.

I didn't choose poetry: poetry chose me..

But possibly I am something more than I suppose myself to be..

When I was in school, working as a team was called cheating..

When I write my scripts, there's a point at which if I'm not starting to see them visually, I feel like I'm kind of cheating. So my scripts are laden….

What are days for? Days are where we live..

I don't call myself an expert because I've played experts. I know a little bit about very little. But it's very hard to not be drawn into saying some….

Things that I would say or would like to saw are just easier to sing about and put out there in music..

Everything constantly changes..

I've never been a good hitter..

He is praised by some, blamed by others..