Most things don't work like they are supposed to work..

I am at my best when I am scoring..

Every decoding is another encoding..

Everything was believed except the truth..

The work that I'm proudest of is the work that I'm most afraid of..

There is hardly anybody good for everything, and there is scarcely anybody who is absolutely good for nothing..

I was physically abused and I retaliated..

They have vilified me, they have crucified me - yes, they have even criticized me!.

Meow, Meow, Motherfucker..

The only rule is there's only one rule: no rules..

I thought, oh, I'm going to be a painter. And eventually my family had moved near Chicago, and when I graduated from high school, I went to the Chica….

Let me tell your something. I'm from Chicago. I don't break..

I love Chicago. I lived there briefly for three months and kept a boat under one of those space-age buildings. It was very Jetsons..

You know what they say about Chicago. If you don't like the weather, wait fifteen minutes..

Quite frankly, we have seen liberal policies in cities like Chicago, like New York and others, have led to increased crime..

I love Obama. He's my favorite president of all time. I have a giant picture in my apartment in New York that is of his Chicago Tribune cover, Mr. Pr….

But when I go to Chicago, I know I'm home..

T.J. Miller and Kumail Nanjiani I met when I was in Chicago, learning how to do comedy..

Chicago was where I realized that improv is its own thing, its own art form. And through that, you kind of develop a work ethic of not selling it sho….

I did say, at Chicago, in my speech there, that I do wish to see the spread of slavery arrested and to see it placed where the public mind shall rest….

Chicago is a sort of journalistic Yellowstone Park, offering haven to a last herd of fantastic bravos..