We is always so much better than I..

Parents don't want their children to lose that purity and innocence of childhood. We want to bottle that and hold onto that, but it's impossible..

O happy childhood! blessed youth! But once we know thy potent power; But once we live all careless free; No cross to mar our love-lit bower..

[G]lobal warming, that manufactured monomania..

I'm good for some things, bad for a lot of things..

There are good places to play and bad places..

I take the most wrenchingly painful moments of my life, brush them off and present them for the amusement of others. Luckily for me, my childhood was….

I like it when I strut..

Don't anoint me when you can anoint yourself..

It's necessary, at some point, to destroy your beauty..

You have no beginning of time. It's always been there..

Let's take the work seriously, and not ourselves seriously..

Better to separate than never to marry..

The knock-out punch is always the one you never see coming..

Listen once in a while. It's amazing what you can hear..

In America, we have lost millions of decent-paying jobs. That has got to end..

You can't escape from what you are..

Man to the last is but a froward child; So eager for the future, come what may, And to the present so insensible..

A lot of my childhood memories involve walking home in floods of tears. At that age, feeling unpopular is difficult to handle..

I don't just love her, she owns me. Completely. I'd do anything for her.

Tell them to send everything that can fly..