Things don't exist until they exist..
God is always at work around you..
I just like doing standup, that's all I'm interested in or good at..
I don't have to announce all the women I've slept with..
I'm a wild lady. Not..
Some things go slow, slow, slow, and then - wham! - they're over..
Friendship neither finds nor makes equals..
To be worshiped is not freedom..
One who can control his thoughts has conquered himself..
When somebody says it’s not about the money, it’s about the money..
Hardly anything wrong can go bad..
I love to be called Doc..
It's only the dead who'll tell you the truth..
My success wasn't based on how I could push down everybody that was around me. My success was based on how much I could push everybody up..
Truth cannot be imparted, it must be inflicted..
Your patience will be rewarded..
The Palace is a good theater, you can see from everywhere..
But a living is not a life..
I'm happy to be here. I'm happy to be anywhere. I'm not kidding..
We never get so near God as when we plead for others..
You are much happier when you are happy than when you ain't..