Uncyclopedia isn't funny anymore..

Since the main problem that American, the Afro- Americans have is a lack of cultural identity. It is necessary to teach [people] that they had some t….

I'm most certainly not the Beatles..

Science?is so greatly opposed to history and tradition that it cannot be absorbed by our civilization..

There's something unsettling about being continually sold something..

civilization is a transient sickness..

Give me civilization. I don't want to be pampered..

Science fiction is the most important literature in the history of the world, because it's the history of ideas, the history of our civilization birt….

Osbert was the only one who didn't seem suspicious. He was so interested in the Decline of Western Civilization that he missed the version of it taki….

Hysteria and degeneration have always existed; but they formerly showed themselves sporadically, and had no importance in the life of the whole commu….

To understand yourself is the beginning of wisdom..

Faith that is sure of itself is not faith; faith that is sure of God is the only faith there is..

One of the keys to ensuring accountability is to have civil servants who witness fraud, waste and abuse to blow the whistle..

All of us are better when we're loved..

Celebrity is something I've never been into, and never will be..

Modern civilization is so complex as to make the devotional life all but impossible. It wears us out by multiplying distractions and beats us down by….

Women know what men have long forgotten. The ultimate economic and spiritual unit of any civilization is still the family..

By suppressing differences and peculiarities, by eliminating different civilizations and cultures, progress weakens life and favors death.

There is no escaping this fight. It is civilization or Jihadism. We can and should debate tactics; but the sides are clear enough..

SAUCE, n. The one infallible sign of civilization and enlightenment. A people with no sauces has one thousand vices; a people with one sauce has only….

I'm definitely someone that's private. I've never been interested in celebrity..