You can't escape from what you are..

No one ever gets to see what could’ve been..

Those who cannot begin do not finish..

Uncyclopedia isn't funny anymore..

Success feeds confidence..

We are what we do, especially what we do to change what we are..

Fitz fixes fyces fitz.Fatsafices..

When I hit one over, I knew I was good..

I'm most certainly not the Beatles..

Obviously, there's a million things we're allowed to say on late-night cable that you're not allowed to say on a prime time broadcast..

Good hope is often beguiled by her own augury..

Courage, Alexander..... Courage, Tatiana.

The one is none other than the All, the All none other than the One..

What we see is not always what exists..

Nothing is true unless it works. And it has to work for you, not for someone else..

My Twitter reflects what's going on with me in my life..

There's something unsettling about being continually sold something..

I work in L.A. from time to time..

A marriage can go wrong at any time..

Nobody who lived through the '50s thought the '60s could've existed. So there's always hope..

Friendship isn't always sunnyside up..