Quotes on Classic Insult

He was distinguished for ignorance; for he had only one idea, and that was wrong.

This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.

That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can't say 'No' in any of them.

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

He has no enemies, but he is intensely disliked by his friends.

I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend... if you have one.

He has all of the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.

Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?