It's not a very big one, but at least it's dead and it took an awful lot of killing!.

Ah, you're the one who wrote the letter. So you can write then..

Do you know they have eating dogs for the anorexic now?.

We didn't have counsellors rushing around every time somebody let off a gun. You just got on with it!.

So this is feminist corner then..

We don't come here for our health..

Reader, I married him..

I suppose I'd get in trouble if I were to melt them down..

You bloody silly fool!.

There's a cord sticking out of the back. Might you tell me where it goes?.

I really like all music, but mostly Country, older R&B, and the good classic rock..

Some say the word 'pop' is a derogatory word to say 'not important' - I do not accept that. If the word 'classic' is the word to say 'boring,' I do n….

It makes you all look like Dracula's daughters!.

Well, you didn't design your beard too well, did you?.

That's a nice tie... Do you have any knickers in that material?.

I am, as they say, the classic starving artist..

Do you work in a strip club?.

I thought it was against the law for a woman to solicit..

Most dystopian, classic and contemporary, paints a future world that puts a twist on present society - a future world that could plausibly happen..

Not everyone can say, 'I'm going to write a classic today.' If that was the case, we'd all be doing it..

You were playing your instruments? Or do you have tape recorders under your seats?.