That's a nice tie... Do you have any knickers in that material?.

My favorite movie is Dumb and Dumber. It's a classic and I can pretty much recite the entire movie..

So this is feminist corner then..

One of the virtues of the NHS... it doesn't worry you about money at the moment when you're least capable of doing anything about it..

It's my custom to say something flattering to begin with so I shall be excused if I put my foot in it later on..

Can you tell the difference between them?.

Do you know they have eating dogs for the anorexic now?.

The classic, quote/unquote, craft of songwriting still works; it still is relevant..

If we could just stop the tourism, we could stop the congestion..

It doesn't look like much work goes on at this university..

It's not a very big one, but at least it's dead and it took an awful lot of killing!.

We didn't have counsellors rushing around every time somebody let off a gun. You just got on with it!.

Ah, you're the one who wrote the letter. So you can write then..

Am I no a bonny fighter?.

That's more than you know about anything else then..

If it doesn't fart or eat hay, she isn't interested..

Oh no, I might catch some ghastly disease..

I desire the things that will destroy me in the end..

I couldn't read. I just scraped by. My solution back then was to read classic comic books because I could figure them out from the context of the pic….

It's a great life, if you don't weaken..

Delivering the State of the Union? That bloke couldn't deliver pizza..