God is never in a hurry, but he is always on time..

I didn't have a life until I went up onstage..

We do what we are and we are what we do..

It starts with being unearthed. I like that word, unearthed, because we are being unearthed..

I don't engage in hypotheticals..

Do not call up any that you can not put down..

nobody ever finds the one.

I don't have many famous friends, really, except Simon Cowell..

You're a writer. Make it up..

A lot of weird ads. Sally Struthers with that little kid: 'Just 55 cents, the price of a cup of coffee, feeds this kid and his family for a week.' Ye….

Do not serve time, let time serve you..

If you're genuinely candid and expressive then you're never wrong, even when you are wrong..

She'd hit me before but never over and over and over and over into the head..

When somethin's not right it's wrong..

I never say 'No' to anything..

You don't have to do anything..

So we are grasped by what we cannot grasp..

As much as you put into it is as much as you get out of it..

I haven't acquired a taste for green tea, and I don't intend to. I like my coffee black with a little sugar, and it keeps my metabolism up! I don't m….

I have a future and I have a mind and I have things to look forward to,' but to me it's just about..I love to pitch so much..

If somebody comes to a neighborhood coffee hour, or goes to a discussion group, and they have a discussion, I do think that people really walk away w….