Geoff Bartley is great and always will be..

I make more movies than I see..

Who Am I? Or (Perhaps More Accurately) Who Else Could Be Me?.

Everybody is influenced by someone..

For me, the desire exists less to get myself a degree than to just go and have the whole college experience, and throw myself into the brain pool and….

I'm going to build a reactor, that's for sure..

The best education for a writer, I think, is to read a lot - college can be a good place to do that..

Anyone that can pull you down is already below you!.

You realize we're all going to go to college as virgins. They probably have special dorms for people like us..

I started doing stand-up in college..

Every time you enter a space, you are on public display. Nothing is private..

You can never lead unless you follow..

Be approximately right rather than exactly wrong..

Life really is very brief..

Failure is part of success..

To me death is better than the defensive..

Don't count your boobies until they are hatched..

When I was 16, my friends and I were all starting to think about what we were going to do with our lives, and I started picturing myself majoring in ….

Success is something that has to be earned every day..

Liberals always exempt themselves from the rules that they impose on others..

Off with their heads!.