Mumbo-Jumbo will hoo-doo you, Mumbo-Jumbo will hoo-doo you. Mumbo . . . Jumbo . . . will . . . hoo-doo . . . you..

You can't ride the chairlift and call yourself Edmund Hillary..

All in all, I wouldn't call it a bad outing. It was a short outing..

What is an ending? There's no such thing. Death is the only ending..

Beauty makes us more like ourselves and more like each other..

Say what you doin and not what you finna do.

Can you keep up with the lingo.

I am so happy, so in love, and so content..

Semper Dowland semper dolens..

I have nothing to hide!.

Go in and get us a shrunken head!.

David Wong is like a mash-up of Douglas Adams and Stephen King . . . ‘page-turner’ is an understatement..

I do date quite frequently..

I'm not a centerfold..

I do admit to being slightly in love with Christopher Walken..

God never leads anyone anywhere for money..

We're all looking for something, something to be..

Truth resides where there is faith..

For the most part, I'm extremely thankful for the life I have and what I get to do in the future..

Nobody can hear you read music..

What you see from here is not what you see from there..