Your patience will be rewarded..
A sketch is just a mini movie..
Money has no religion except itself..
There are worse things than being constantly hired to do anything..
I'm not out here to be beefing with nobody..
You know, in Los Angeles, you're constantly in your car, you're sealed up, you're not walking around. Whereas in New York, after a while, all your st….
I have haters. I have so many haters..
You saw a lot of guys, especially in the early '90s, whose acts were a pitch for a sitcom. A lot of them were very funny, but there's nothing worse t….
I'm the best Manning..
He who would travel happy must travel lite..
I will not be misquoted!.
One either meets or one works..
He knew how to say many false things that were like true sayings..
Do what you're afraid to do..
We love what we can't have, and we can't have what we love..
We are what we do, especially what we do to change what we are..
I think Eddie Izzard is one of the brightest minds of our generation. I don't see him as a comedian as much as I see him as a philosopher. I hope I g….
Cynics are simply thwarted romantics..
It's not how much you make, it's how much you save..
Unless one is happy, one cannot bestow happiness on others..
There's nothing better than now..