Normally, I name my characters after famous comedians..

You just got to be really logical when you're a comedian - to a fault. Like a lawyer's got to believe in the law..

I was a film-directing major at NYU. I'm still not sure why I became a directing major, when I was really an actor and a comedian, but there was some….

If there's anything I like better than honey and ketchup, it's baloney and whipped cream --- and we haven't got any!.

There is plenty of television. There are plenty of talk shows. There are plenty of comedians. But there is not plenty of worship of the true and livi….

When young comedians ask me for advice that's the one thing I always say is if they're improvisers I'm like do improv, don't make that your sole thin….

A comedian is not a person who opens a funny door - he's the person who opens a door funny..

Today's comedian has a cross to bear that he built himself. A comedian of the older generation did an act and he told the audience, This is my act. T….

I would say most comedians have a very cynical worldview of the way the world can work. It's almost like if you didn't, you couldn't be a comedian..

Being a professional comedian is doing it right and good, when you don't feel like it..

I'm a good counter comedian. I can just work it off with looks, or have something crazy to say back. That works for me..

Never really intended to be a comedian, just sort of fell into that, but always wanted to be in show business, or something to do with making comedy..

Comedians don't have hits. You have to have a whole brand-new hour. You have no hits to rely on..

I'm not a comedian. I don't do stand-up. I don't tell jokes. I'm a comedic actor, and approach my work that way. The comedy comes through the charact….

I love doing it [hosting the Oscars] because I love the danger of it and you have to come through and think on your feet. That's why that show, no ma….

I find comedians to be the biggest cocksuckers, because they don't want people to know how easy it is..

Once you become a comedian, you accept that people are just going to yell stuff at you..

Whoever calls and asks me to do stuff and obviously, with having your own TV show, people want you to get involved. They know you're a stand-up comed….

The role of the comedian is to say 'Wait a minute' when a consensus starts to form..

I feel like Jim Carrey is probably the closest thing to a true physical comedian that we have working today..

Whenever I go on a show with a comedian I just counter punch..