Get it right in your head - and you'll get it right in your life..

Often we will learn more from our failures than we do from our successes..

Love more and openly..

The more relaxed you are, the better you are at everything: the better you are with your loved ones, the better you are with your enemies, the better….

The less inhibited you are the better..

The blues is life itself..

Identify the thing that is going to stop you and then stop it..

I love to sing. It's the easiest thing for me to do..

I say, let's learn more and then speculate..

It's great to be back on terra cotta.

Business is business and politics is politics and never between shall meet..

Outsiders develop humor as a defense; why do you think most comedians are gay or Jewish?.

Politics has slain its thousands, but religion has slain its tens of thousands..

I usually just say I'm a stand-up comedian, but I use looping machines to create ideas with my voice..

I know what I want! And I just go for it..

You can have it all, but not all at once..

There you are, sir. There's nothing more than to love and be loved..

It takes at least one to make a marriage..

Has anybody seen my tambourine?.

I don't consider myself a comedian because I don't really concern myself too much with jokes..

Phyllis Diller came through a mine field of male comedians when she arrived on the comedy scene and she defused them all. She won her place in the Ha….