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The truth is, I had always wanted to be a comedian, but I really didn't have that kind of personality, and it's a terrifying thing to say.

The greatest thing about being a comedian is knowing other comedians. And you get to talk to them. Its the most fun.

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV.

I never really thought of myself as a sex goddess; I felt I was more a comedian who could dance.

I thought I better warn you that I am not one of those politically correct comedians, but it turns out that also I'm not really that racist, homophobic or woman hating either, so you might not notice

They proved that if you quit smoking, it will prolong your life. What they haven't proved is that a prolonged life is a good thing. I haven't seen the stats on that yet.

I was influenced by every comedian I ever saw work. That's the only way you learn how to do it.

Architects are the new comedians.

When I tell people I'm a comedian they say, 'Oh, are you funny?' I say, 'No, it's not that kind of comedy.'

I was just a young guy who was excited to become a comedian and an actor and I just wanted to get to do what I got to do.

Whenever you correct someone's grammar just remember that nobody likes you.

When I was a kid, I loved all the silent comedians - Buster Keaton, Laurel and Hardy, Chaplin. And I used to imitate them. I'd go to see a Buster Keaton movie and come home and try things out I'd seen. I learned to do pratfalls when I was very young.

Up North you are holding your own. Everyone considers themselves a comedian.

Comedians don't laugh. They're too busy analyzing why it's funny or not.

Jack Benny was, without a doubt, the bravest comedian I have ever seen work. He wasn't afraid of silence. He would take as long as it took to tell the story.

Professional comedians, surprisingly, have a lack of humor. They're insensitive to the insanity of our times.

Politics is developing more comedians than radio ever did.

The idea of a Japanese comedian was not only a rarity, it was non-existent.

Comedy is something that I'm definitely looking to get into. I had a little taste of it and I do intend on going to classes for it because I think it's a different muscle, and it's hard to find female comedians.

I'm happy to say that I'm a lesbian in the world. I know there are people who don't want to be called women comedians, but I think it gives a path to the fact that we live in extremely patriarchal times.

I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy _x000D_ because they know what it's like to feel absolutely worthless _x000D_ and they don't want anyone else to feel like that.