I tried. But not everybody thought so..

Most comedians I know are quite serious, anxious people who find life rather difficult. As a consequence, they make people laugh..

Let no one who can be his own belong to another..

We dissect failure a lot more than we dissect success..

There are few lonelier sights than a good comedian being funny in a movie that doesn't know what funny is..

You are good, You are great, You are amazing.

I froze in time! And I thought, "My God... I'm free!".

When I'm not with the one I love, I love the one I'm with..

I purge compulsively. I'm constantly shedding things..

Music has always been part of my life..

I'm not going to be in a relationship that I don't fully trust..

Some sorts of truth are truer than others..

Let yourself be gutted. Let it open you. Start here..

I didn't really sign up to be a celebrity, I only signed up to be a writer..

It's time to find out what the truth really is that's out there..

I considered myself a professional comedian because the club would pay me $20..

Let's take the work seriously, and not ourselves seriously..

Before I traveled my road I was my road..

Every decoding is another encoding..

I am excessively diverted..

A comedian is someone who tells the truth. Truth is the set of all jokes told by all comedians in the world..