If you don't laugh, you're going to cry and people are crying. That's why I guess you have lots of people like comedians to keep us laughing..

Disputants often fare poorly when they each act greedily and deceptively..

Take what you do seriously, but yourself lightly.

When Cate Blanchett starts directing, it's over for all of us..

Thank ye." “For what?" “For bein’ who ye are." Gabby chuckled and shook her head, saying, “And who else could I be?.

I tell people all the time, as I was going through my process of being a comedian or being an actor and a writer at SNL, I tell people that everythin….

Kidney disease is a low-profile, unglamorous problem, a disease that disproportionately strikes minorities and the poor. Its celebrity spokesman is b….

Id rather be with Dracula than the Wolfman..

Either you understand or you don't, and that is that..

Do you not see the Madonna always beside the tabernacle?.

You must not allow yourself to be advised, cautioned, influenced, persuaded.

You can't be pro-business unless you're pro education..

I've aged, but grown up? No..

I had always been heavily influenced by stand-up..

Something that cannot be explained cannot be seen..

I'm the only comedian qualified to navigate a supertanker..

When you don't have certain senses your other senses become heightened..

I only like boutiques..

I spent 25 years as a stand-up comedian..

It is up to us not to bury that potential we have..

I love a woman who can out-eat me..