Eminem is the greatest, ever..

Become the very best in your business!.

When you are there, you are. With words, you aren't..

For instance, our music, They Might Be Giants, has this element of humor, which is probably the most uptight part of what we include in our music, be….

The real reason for comedy is to hide the pain..

I know it's going to sound cheesy, but I love show business. I love doing comedy, I love that I get to do all this with my friends..

I'm competitive - that's what defines me - and I love it..

Words are the motes of thought, and nothing more..

Do your best. And then let life do the rest..

I dont have time to be depressed..

The more Keystone comedies I make, the more convinced I become that comedy is an art, and a high one at that..

Oh my god what am I doing with my life?.

Comedy isn't really something where you get discovered. You can't network your way to being funny or talented. It's not hard to get seen if you're fu….

I travel by myself a lot. Most of the time I'm by myself..

I cannot live with someone who can't live without me..

All in all, death is something like marriage..

But what I didn't recognize when I was much younger was this sort of...when you're on, when you're really on, go at it..

You can say things in a comedy that you never can say in a drama..

You have to do things for yourself, not for anybody else..

With God, it's possible to be content wherever we are, with whatever we have..

Time is how you spend your love..