Rehabilitate the germs that cause bad breath..

We had not had time to establish ourselves as a double act before Ernie joined the Merchant Navy. I teamed up with the brother of the late Dave Morri….

I'd tell him, though. Soon. Soonish. Eventually..

Nothing exists until it is measured..

Dawn Steel was the person who told me I could never wear shoes like this! She and Nora Ephron told me 'you can't wear those crappy shoes, nobody woul….

In the gospel, we discover we are far worse off than we thought, and far more loved than we ever dreamed..

We're here to get each other through this thing, whatever it is..

Nobody's changing what you've got. You get to keep it..

Death is not going to hold down Huell Howser..

Those who have a true love of freedom will do everything in their power to keep the freedom that they have..

To me, the script is a living, breathing organism. Comedy is something that is ever-changing and ever-flowing with the vibe and the mood of the movie..

Eminem is the greatest, ever..

Become the very best in your business!.

When you are there, you are. With words, you aren't..

For instance, our music, They Might Be Giants, has this element of humor, which is probably the most uptight part of what we include in our music, be….

The real reason for comedy is to hide the pain..

I know it's going to sound cheesy, but I love show business. I love doing comedy, I love that I get to do all this with my friends..

I'm competitive - that's what defines me - and I love it..

Words are the motes of thought, and nothing more..

Do your best. And then let life do the rest..

I dont have time to be depressed..