It is much more rewarding to do more with less..

I'd rather do comedies that strike at some bigger ideas..

You can kind of feel when things are going to work out.

And some looked even more like each other than they did like themselves..

I tend to stay away from the comics..

I got one that can throw but can't catch, and one that can catch but can't throw, and one who can hit but can't do either..

You can make history, or you will be vilified by it..

But the word of the Gospel is not as the word of an earthly prince..

I'm doing comedy development at National Lampoon..

I'm just calm under fire. I'm not intimidating at all..

No faith is our own that we have not arduously won..

We remember Kurt Cobain for what he was: Caring, generous, and sweet. Let's keep the music with us. We'll always have it..

Nothing can come out of nothing, any more than a thing can go back to nothing..

The more you invest in your happiness, the more happiness will invest in you..

I'm going to kill them all.

I don't like overt traditionalism..

A lot of critics object to what I do, but I got into comedy to make people laugh, and I've always worked hard..

Life's about changing. Nothing ever stays the same..

We are, after all, homo economicus..

I'll continue to make the typical Adam Sandler comedies..

Music often happens even faster than comedy in terms of the creation..