The only thing hard about being an actor is being out of work. So, when you get a job - that part ain't hard at all..
There is nothing more regenerating than music..
Prepare yourself to be employable..
Saturday Night Live was a show that I never thought I would be on, because I didn't do sketch comedy and I didn't do impressions. I was a stand-up..
I have this strength that comes from knowledge..
History is always repeating itself, but each time the price goes up..
The faith that I love the best, says God, is hope..
The things I talk about in my comedy are my experiences. I just do what I know..
Freedom is about what you can unleash..
Can we rename [Taylor Swift] Pinocchio Swift?.
Improv is mostly what I've studied..
If you're in something and you feel like it's not going well, what can you do about that? It's out of your hands. No matter what you do, you're not g….
I don't like to go out in general..
I would like to get drafted at all and I will be happy to play for whoever drafts me..
Comedy ages quicker than tragedy, to the extent that we can't know if the 10 commandments may originally have been 10 hilarious one-liners..
The one that was most fun was That's My Bush; the part that I did for Comedy Central. That was a hoot. That was more fun that one should be allowed t….
I never, ever would or did rob anyone in my life..
I have to do what's right..
If it's comedy, you taken an absurd comedic notion and you apply it to reality. If it's horror, if it's a thriller, you do the same thing..
This depravation of our nature is nothing else but the blotting of God's image in us..
Power interrupts. Uninterruptible power interrupts absolutely..