No one is ever going to be as good as I was.

I guess I'm sort of spoiled because, most of the things that I get to do, people know that you're a good improviser, so they allow you at least one i….

When I had my Comedy Central roast, David [Spade] was my first choice to be roastmaster, because I adore him. He's funny as hell, and nobody is meane….

What belongs to someone, belongs to someone..

Comedy is nothing more than tragedy deferred..

My first lessons in comedy, how to construct a joke, I learned from Eileen Brennan, who had unbelievable timing..

I feel that a lot of British comedy is often too bombastic, too obvious, dressing up and shouting and pulling funny faces..

I've got a lot of nervous energy and I trip a lot. I don't have a good equilibrium. In the places where the physical comedy was necessary, it came ve….

A straight factor is important in any comedy, because you need something to tee it up and also to ground it..

America's biggest failure is its inability to take comedy seriously..

It is costly wisdom that is brought by experience..

That's what I love about sketch comedy: a sketch is five minutes, then it goes dark, and there's the potential for something else..

The one that was most fun was That's My Bush; the part that I did for Comedy Central. That was a hoot. That was more fun that one should be allowed t….

I'm really attracted to authors who take on really tricky material with a very open mind and take a subject matter that you wouldn't think would be a….

Action comedy, if you can get it right, it is, for me, a particularly brilliant genre. It really is..

Faith is learned through life..

I always loved working in comedy..

Speed is scarcely the noblest virtue of graphic composition, but it has its curious rewards. There is a sense of getting somewhere fast, which satisf….

I really enjoy playing that everyman part because that part is us, the audience. And you need somebody inside a comedy to tether the absurdity to rea….

I love comedy. I'm not known for comedy, but I love it. I've done a lot of it, in my lifetime. But most people are surprised to hear that I made a fu….

I used to act in college, but always comedy. Didn't do [William] Shakespeare - did Ben Jonson..