You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it..
Comedy pays the bills if I can't find a film..
The more trouble you get a man into, the more comedy you get out of him..
I used to binge-eat and make myself throw up. I was a fat kid. Obviously I didn't quite master the bulimia..
The only weapon we have is comedy..
I have always survived with comedy, in that I grew up very dyslexic and did not get good grades. I always thought I was dumb, and there are many peop….
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued..
Do it [stand-up comedy] because it feels like the right thing to do. Do it because you don't want to do anything else. There is something in you that….
I was supposed to write a romantic comedy, but my characters broke up..
There are not that many roles in comedies that are completely driven by a young actress..
I think comedy's often the little and the large, isn't it?.
It takes a lot of energy to be funny... for me it does. I feel like I work twice as hard when I'm doing comedy..
Comedy is there to basically show us we fart, we laugh, to make us realize we still are part animal..
I met the surgeon general - he offered me a cigarette..
Comedy is a very, very, very stringent business..
I really think that you can extract a lot of comedy out of really dramatic, intense situations..
American comedies about Asians have never been funny to me. That always kind of pissed me off..
I like variety, which is frustrating. But I've always been picky. I was afraid Pirates would be too much like Twentieth Century, broad comedy. But my….
It's a great counter to doing the soap because it's a comedy. It's real physical comedy..
My comedy comes from pain. I can't stand to see someone hurting..
Comedy is the only hope for humanity..