Nobody had ever told me that anything could be like this..

I don't join or leave things lightly..

When you have to work, work with a smile..

Food was a constant topic of conversation in our household..

If I hadn't become a celebrity, I'd probably be an alcoholic..

I've got to relearn what I was supposed to have learned..

I do what I do because I love it..

I could have coached better..

When I was 14, I tried to stab someone..

We kind of lost a lot of that and puppeteers were sticking to the script and we thought everything needed to get a lot funnier, so we thought we woul….

You don’t have to have a boyfriend to be happy, to be pretty, or belong..

It's not personal, it's strictly business.

I didn't want to admit that I was a performer. A performer meant spotlights - a performer had connotations of theater. I would have preferred agent t….

My preference would have been to not go back on the air after 9\11, at all until the time felt right but that wasn't an option..

I was obsessed with being rich and famous..

Being alone with yourself is increasingly unpopular..

I love comedy. It's where my heart is..

I imitate everyone except myself..

A room is like a stage. If you see it without lighting, it can be the coldest place in the world..

A text is evolutionary by its very nature..

Women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't..